Tonight, I attended the Michigan Baseball game against Nebraska with "the Mad Latvian Slammer."
After the first couple of innings I thought we were doing pretty well. then we gave up successive 4 and 5 run innings. The 9th inning wouldn't end with us giving up 4 runs. I suppose we just are not the best at baseball.
We did notice some interesting trends during the game. The first being that it was a perfect evening. The scoreboard gave both time and temperature during the game and we wanted to track the temperature drop as a function of time. I could include it in my next paper. It would be more relevant than my current dataset. One trend we noticed was that the temperature drop during the Nebraska at-bats was larger than for the Michigan at-bats. This probably has something to do with the fact that they cycled their lineup 3 times in the first 4 innings.
Anyway, the game was still fun. I should have brought sunscreen like I was planning. This was not because I got burnt. They just had a contest to see who could be the first to bring sunscreen up to the announcer. I missed out on a free autographed baseball.
Also, long aluminum benches make the best sound when they are whacked without any damping on them.
So it is over now. No, confetti fell. No random people came up to congratulate me. I did hold my hands up to the perfect sky and spin around. I suppose I did lose gas near the end, especially with the documentation. I think Mark Twain said that if you ever want to make a young person suffer, make them promise to keep a journal for a year. I am not even certain if the air smells any sweeter now. I do know that I can hold something over ever other Michigan fan.
Now on for the statistics.
64 events for 28 sports.
| Men | Women | ||
| Baseball | 1 | Basketball | 1 |
| Basketball | 1 | Cross Country | 4 |
| Cross Country | 3 | Field Hockey | 4 |
| Football | 8 | Golf | 1 |
| Golf | 1 | Gymnastics | 1 |
| Gymnastics | 1 | Rowing | 1 |
| Ice Hockey | 17 | Soccer | 2 |
| Lacrosse | 2 | Softball | 1 |
| Soccer | 2 | Swimming | 1 |
| Swimming | 1 | Tennis | 1 |
| Tennis | 2 | Indoor Track | 1 |
| Indoor Track | 1 | Outdoor Track | 1 |
| Outdoor Track | 1 | Volleyball | 2 |
| Wrestling | 1 | Water Polo | 1 |
The week high was six events from 30-Oct-2011 to 5-Nov-2011, including Ice Hockey (2), men's Soccer (1), men's swimming (1), women's swimming (1), and field Hockey.
The single day high was 3 multiple times.
Anyway, there were so many great moments from all of the sports, from nail biters to beat-downs to runaway victories. Here are a few awards.
The intense moment goes to Football, with the 4th quarter against Notre Dame. My heart still races when I think about it.
The most boring event goes to Men's Golf. Something about a Monday morning start time, just doesn't make golf that interesting.
The longest trip goes to Men's and Women's cross country. Wooh, nationals!
The hardest to watch also goes to Cross Country (Spectators have to run too.)
The unexpectedly fun team award goes to Field Hockey, Tennis (Men's and women's), Wrestling, and Women's Golf.
The most disappointing fans award goes to women's soccer. (We need to fix this.)
The best fans award goes to Ice Hockey followed by Volleyball and Men's soccer.
The chaos award goes to Men's and Women's indoor track.
The deflation award goes to Men's Basketball and Ice hockey for being upset in the first round.
And finally, the best moment award goes to Football: 4th quarter of The Game, touchdown review, leading by 5, "Don't Stop believing!"
Anyway, I have sealed my Michigan Superfan Status. I can't wait until next year. I already have football and Hockey tickets. Let us see what else we can accommodate.
Now, if we could just get cricket as a varsity sport...
Andrew